the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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