Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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