You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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