I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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