8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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