I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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