Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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