He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I supernannyed him into submission
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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