Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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