i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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