3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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