you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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