"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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