Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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