operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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