he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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