i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just found a bag of teeth...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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