This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
did i walk over a car last night?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
ok first of all what the fuck
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