**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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