just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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