I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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