So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
did i walk over a car last night?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
