chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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