I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
