On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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