I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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