C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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