Cold hands, warm shart.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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