Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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