tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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