this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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