so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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