we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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