I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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