Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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