did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.