I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He's on the porch naked. Help.