my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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