i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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