just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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