We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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