I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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