I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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