I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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