There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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