About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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