I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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