STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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