He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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