Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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