I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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