what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
