omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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