i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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