Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you win again, gameday.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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