super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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