dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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