addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
